Wednesday, December 1, 2010

procrastination is a many-splendored thing

i am prettiest when i haven't showered. it's strange, but it's the truth.

my hair is a little more pliable, my skin glows, and i think my pharamones are a little more prominent, probably because they haven't been stifled by soap.

no need to worry, though. this isn't one of my half-baked political statements or anything. it's just that now that i pay for my own water, showering has moved down a couple rungs on the "imperativeness" ladder. also, it's december and my bathroom has no heater. soaking wet and freezing cold is not a nice way to wake up.

so bed-head and leftover make-up it is. at least for today.