bicycle boy



him: "hey guys, it's almost thanksgiving."

me: "umm, that's a really weird turkey."

etc.: "well, hold on, i'm not done... there. now it's BRONTOSAURUS TURKEY!"

"where is the gobbler?"

"oh, that's what i was going for here..."

"you mean the mane?"

"yeah. here's a horn. now it's a UNICORN TURKEY!"

"i still feel like it's missing something."

"oh. duh, it needs a wing."

"that kind of looks like a fin."

"i"m trying to study for a test i have tomorrow. can you please stop talking?